A kitten for Fluff.

[pigfender]

@nom

The sad thing is, I just read this thread, to the end. Even when I realised it was no longer about cute kittens, and that reasons for upgrading old televisions were a just a temporary diversion, I kept going. And I don’t know why.

nom
(confused, possibly mad, not angry)

I can update that the cat does appear to be able to see the pictures on the new TV. She is particularly fond of “Meerkat Manor”.

I am now worried that Mrs Pigfender seems to be deliberately watching things that the neighbour’s cat might like.

“No, you can’t put NFL Live on, the cat is watching National Geographic HD”

[nom]

OK.

@Fluff

People! Don’t worry, cheer up hold on, cos: youtube.com/watch?v=ijZRCIrT … re=channel
Fluff

…moved me to tears. 8)

@Jaysen

And nom, consider your unprovoked reading of this entire thread to be a sure sign of hope in an improved future. I am sure that your mind was going something like

@nom's mind

There must be a point at which the powers that bee will stifle these miscreants. Particularly that cat and headless horseman! Perhaps this is the time?

…that was out loud?
So, where’s the horse? No, let’s not flog that meme…
[size=50]It was there, I couldn’t resist. So sorry. [/size]

@PJS

About 18 seconds in, was that KB with a touch of L’Oréal?
… yeah, I’m lost.
ps

…was he the kid in the back seat?
Wait. Where are you?

@Cadence

@nom

The “thing” was sad, not nom. But now Cady is mad at nom, so nom is sad. Which makes Cady mad, and nom sadder (but not mad at Cady, no. Never mad at Cady).

Cady not mad at nom. nom happy.

…nom happy.

@pigfender

I can update that the cat does appear to be able to see the pictures on the new TV. She is particularly fond of “Meerkat Manor”.

I am now worried that Mrs Pigfender seems to be deliberately watching things that the neighbour’s cat might like.

“No, you can’t put NFL Live on, the cat is watching National Geographic HD”

…I wonder if dogs and cats like the same shows? My Westie master (see pic to the right) loves wildlife documentaries, especially African ones. Or any show with cows.

@gr

Tears in my eyes. That is the most beautiful thread I have speed-read in forever. Unwittingly transcending the forum form to become, at moments together, some kind of whack contrapuntal absurdist art form.

To such a resounding counterpoint, the forums of a nation might fall.

–gr

…exactly!
(BTW, can I use the phrase “some kind of whack contrapuntal absurdist art form”? If only I could work out how to incorporate it in my thesis)

And that, Fluff, is the answer to your question…

@Fluff

‘Why are you all here?’ I ask myself.

BTW Fluff, what shows do you like on the telly?

[Fluff]

youtube.com/watch?v=KQejeG2y … detailpage
Fluff

[Cadence]

@Fluff

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQejeG2y … detailpage
Fluff

That Caramel Croissant Pudding lady is perfect! Cady envious.
An intriguing choice of dessert, Fluff. I’m more into nuts, though. Which might explain my ongoing fascination with peanut butter.
May I direct your feline attention to the following recipe:
Chocolate covered peanut butter balls
Needless to say, when serving, you’d better tack on “CONTAINS NUTS”. Or “HAS NUTS”. Or something of the sort. Just in case your guests have nuts allergy.

[Jaysen]

@nom

@Jaysen

And nom, consider your unprovoked reading of this entire thread to be a sure sign of hope in an improved future. I am sure that your mind was going something like

@nom's mind

There must be a point at which the powers that bee will stifle these miscreants. Particularly that cat and headless horseman! Perhaps this is the time?

…that was out loud?
So, where’s the horse? No, let’s not flog that meme…
[size=50]It was there, I couldn’t resist. So sorry. [/size]

Nom,

How do you think I became headless? Might that explain the number of broken sticks that that surround me providing a seemingly endless supply of clubs?

In the equine’s defense, it was a tall equine and the branches were low.

[Fluff]

PARAFFIN WAX Cady?! Saints preserve us.
Good for the bowels…eh?
Fluff

[Wock]

Angry Fluffy

[Fluff]

Hypnotic…isn’t it? 8)

[Cadence]

Fluff is mad at me.

[kewms]

@Wock

Angry Fluffy

Brings to mind an old classic that I don’t think has been linked yet. These guys seem like they could be friends of Fluff.

users.wolfcrews.com/toys/vikings/

Katherine

[Fluff]

@Cady

Fluff is mad at me .

Sweetthing, perish the thought! Fluff’s not mad at Cady. Fluff likes Cady

@kewms

These guys seem like they could be friends of Fluff.

Ah, 'tis the fair Katherine. I see you’ve met my in-laws. I avoid them like the plague (given the chance).
Take care
Fluff

[pigfender]

Grrrr. The neighbour’s cat left a nice long scratch down one side of my face this morning because she wasn’t ready to get up when my alarm went off.

(she had let herself in and decided to sleep on my bed)

Last time I buy a TV for a cat, I can tell you.

[Hugh]

Fluff’s cousin?

[howarth]

Everyone knows that cats will not speak English.
What’s required for owners is to learn Cat.
A language of gestures, grimaces, and glances.
In our experience, it takes about 10-12 years per feline.

[PJS]

@druid

Everyone knows that cats will not speak English.

Mr. Munro would have you believe otherwise, although, as he finally admits, the results can be little short of disastrous.
http://haytom.us/showarticle.php?id=19

ps

[Fluff]

Exxxcuuuuuse me!
If I don’t speak English, how the hell am I going to communicate with vic-k? Are you all implying vic-k is a linguist. He barely understands his native tongue as it is. If I speak slowly,very slowly, he usually gets the gist of it.
Take care
Fluff (English Speaker)

[PJS]

@Fluff

If I don’t speak English, how the hell am I going to communicate with vic-k?

@PJS

the results can be little short of disastrous.

I rest my case.

ps

[howarth]

@Fluff

Are you all implying vic-k is a linguist. He barely understands his native tongue as it is.

Vic, and his many personae, are on record in this forum as conversing fluently in English, French, Italian, Pirate, Feline, and let’s not forget Low Mancunian.

[Wock]

@druid

Everyone knows that cats will not speak English.
What’s required for owners is to learn Cat.
A language of gestures, grimaces, and glances.
In our experience, it takes about 10-12 years per feline.

I think this sums it up

@Cat

[size=150]The Cat’s Diary[/size]

Day 983 of my captivity.

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a “good little hunter” I am.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of “allergies.” I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now…

[howarth]

In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Amateur cat. The pro always pukes on a threshold, so that someone is bound to step in it.