Is there any merchandise available?
Why yes!
Thanks to persistent badgering on the forum (the threat of Jaysen’s nudity being particularly persuasive), pigfender spent hours designing a t-shirt, refining the artwork, and selecting a manufacturer / distributor that is able to produce high quality prints on fantastic quality shirts AND serve people as diversely spread as Australia, USA and Truro*.
And because he drinks a lot of tea, pigfender also made a mug.
If you were wondering how you could solve your own partial nudity problems (or partially mitigate a larger full nudity problem), or if you need to carry small amounts of hot liquid without burning your hands, this could be just the opportunity you were waiting for: redbubble.com/people/niad/wo … ite-monkey?
* - If you’ve ever tried to go to Cornwall, you’ll know it takes at least 5 hours to get there, even if you’re already in Cornwall.