Dear Fluff and r6d2,
May I respectfully suggest that in view of my experience last September — involving a quantity of c…d matter and a large metal vessel of the type from which Fluff’s human extracts food for Fluff when he is too incapacitated to be able to prepare Fluff’s fishy-in-a-dishy properly — an event from which I am not yet fully recovered (see the first page of Novel-in-a-Day 3: With a Vengeance) that the word “c…d” be expunged from the vocabulary here. It has rather painful connotations!
Mr X