3,150 words and 1.75 hours late. 
Sleep is so unproductive.
Then I think you did it wrong.
If he has neighbors like mine, itās never productive.
Right ā a quick 2 minute break, because Iāve been staring at words on a screen for what feels like hours (and in factā¦ is). So obviously my break is to come and talk to you while staring at the exact same screen.
POP QUIZ:
What are you going to do first after the books are made available?
a) Immediately turn to and read your own chapter. Twice.
b) Work out which book youāre in and sit down and start reading it, like a book.
c) Immediately turn to and read the duplicate of your chapter by the other person. Twice.
d) Ignore those, head straight to the .scriv file, to read other peopleās briefs.
b)
Ummm, I thinkā¦ Yeah, b, c, then d, then a, then cringe and hide under the pillow.
E. Print copies for mrs and let her see how NiaD works.
Then D.
āDā of course.
Well, Iāve already done a) (my own file, of course), so Iāll move onto b). Then c). No, maybe d). We can do that?
I donāt know!
C! Of course C is the correct answer, peopleā¦!
I had to work an 8 hour shift during this. I tried not to sleep, but drooling on my keyboard in a half conscious state was really unproductive. But then I was working out chapter details in my sleep. 
Yeah itās going to be weird not having something to think about in all my free time for a while.
Maybe write a book?
Nano starts next weekā¦
You know youāre sick, right Jaysen?
Novel in an hour?
Donāt be silly. Nobodyās got time for that.
and only because Iām so sick of option a)
- b)
- c)
- d) so cool thatās an option.
- f) read the entire other book
- g) see how bad the blunders were by comparing my sent file to the edited one.
whatever. Iāll be reading.
You must be new here. Otherwise youād know thatās a compliment.
B. Then C.
I thought Crikey was primarily an Australian expression. Am I mistaken?