Our Three Word Pirate Story....

, quoth Captain DeLude.

snot poetry this!! :open_mouth:

Procul Harum that!

beyond what things? :confused:

The Captain said:

hello sailor boy :wink:

Save our ship!

aye! aye! duckie!!

Our sailor-boy smote

the octopus`s testicle! [size=50]oops! :blush: sorry I meant tentacle[/size]

[size=50]honestly, it fits this time. I swear.[/size]

That damn pigeon

[size=50]probably does…somewhere…just not [/size][size=150]HERE!!![/size]

[size=50]it would have if your tentacles were not in the way.[/size]
The shore was

shrouded by nightfall

Here be Vikings!

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…feckers are everywhere!!

Now the long-boats

left the shore

in search for

riches and glory.