Brandishing their sabers
and lutefisk-fuelled,
they ran aground
attacking the pirates
(And dude! Pirates and Vikings in the same story! It can’t get much better than this, can it? :mrgreen: )
with unwarranted criticisms!! 
They stripped off
their chiffon blouses
and prepared their
[i]Hello Sailor[/i] routine! 
Emboldening the Pirates
to break into
their true sweetness
like Trojan Horses 
dashing around crazily
[size=50]
tch! tch! tch!..they`re wooden horses!! have another go! jeeezz[/size]
like broken legged
patch eye centipedes
with whooping coughs
they vainly fought
an urge to