Since the American Economy is cratering the Federal Reserve Bank has decided to issue a new Dollar Bill to better represent the strained economic times in America. Here is the new Bill.
And here I thought it was going to look like this:
LOL
I think that is what the loan agreement looks like.
jeeezz!!! my inlaws look like him 
Both of them? 
All of em!!
I’m not sure what to say vic… I mean… all of them! Was there an accident, something the family don’t like to talk about?
I dont know El. None of em talk to me anyway! [size=50]Suppose thats a blessing really[/size]
Yeah, means you’ll save a few pennies come Christmas. 
I kind of expect vic-k looks like his in-laws based on these pictures.
Out of curiosity, you ever live in a house with infants or toddlers?
Thankfully no. I have this strange impulse to wrap them up and post them to the Arctic. It has therefore been suggested I avoid them where possible.
I thought so. No one having endured a night of infant “eloquence”, or the “eloquence” of a toddler would have that sig without 30 or forty apologies or emoticons.
I did debate the apologies, then, just as I was going to click those little emoticons I thought, hold on… I kept it in my pants for this very reason… peaceful nights, restful mornings, the ability to go out when I like. Life is so, so good. :mrgreen: I have nothing to apologise for.
I said they dont [i]talk[/i] to me. I didnt say they dont [i]take[/i]. Friggin freeloaders, arnt they? 
Anyway! Jaysen. El is as hobbled as you are. There`s a woman in his life! Kids…women, all the same, ones as bad as the other.
I never said that you NEEDED to do any of those, just that anyone who HAD suffered with the “eloquence” of which you speak would have.
Mine are a bit beyond the age at which this expression is allowed. Yet I find myself frequently cursing the one responsible for teaching them advanced communication skills. When all they could do was be “eloquent” I could at least plead ignorance and the frustration was one of … discomfort shared. But now! Now I hear often just why the are choosing to express their “eloquence” and the frustration is one of … insanity.
Hence my frequenting the vacant place next to one Mr. K.
Umm… takes one to know one?
Got a few of those in my family (I use the term loosely) vic. What I find strange is the missus frowns upon my suggestions to have them knocked off. 
Ive tried developing really disgusting personal habits, y know, like wearing the same pair of under pants for a fortnight, instead of a week, and then pre-soaking them in the hand basin in the bathroom or the bidet, or hiding all toilet tissue, and replacing them with little squares of newspaper, well Im saying newspaper. What I meant was the Daily Sport. Shuffled together with squares of the Catholic Universe. Nothing works, just floggin the proverbial.
Is that to get rid of the in-laws or the wife vic?