You know you are old when.....

a “pinto” recalls images of a car not a bean.

a Nova still makes you think of your first NEW car (in my case my parents first new car).

the use of the number “76” in a sentence causes confusion as you try to recall if the conversations is about a birthday, a blizzard, a gas station, or a persons age.

you’re kids stop making fun of your clothes and start borrowing them to wear to school as they are “back in style” as a retro look.

your idea of a lazy Sunday afternoon involves activities that do not require gasoline.

Cartoons…

Snorkles
Voltron
The Original Transformers
He Man

“Grape Ape. Grape Ape. Biggity BIggity Biggity.”

And anyone remember SNARF? Do you remember the widly famous cartoon he played on?

And there was one Saturday Morning Cartoon that came on around the time of Johnny Quest. All I can remember is that in the beginning it explained what had happened to the earth.

A comet had flown close to Earth and caused the moon to split in two…
What was that cartoon…

Gee, I don’t know. But do you remember “Super Friends”? Lynda Carter as “Wonder Woman”? And the immortal “The Bugs Bunny/Road Runner Show”? Oh, yes - and endless reruns of the original “Star Trek”! :mrgreen:

Ahh… le Coureur de Route. One of the few remaining icons I have left, worthy of the name…sigh :frowning:

Le D

Snarf was from THUNDERCATS!

Thunder!
Thunder!
Thundercats Ho!

:slight_smile:

How could I forget one of my husband’s favorite cartoons?! Involving quasi-felines, no less! Oh, shame on me! :blush: What’s worse is that we’re always joking about the Thundercats when our three feline companions are in the throes of their “10 o’clock crazies” and are tearing through the house like a gang of wild things. So much for cats being quiet critters!

I wonder if the MAC OSX developers are fans of the Thundercats…

Puma
Jaguar
Tiger
Leopard

Hmm I may have stumbled onto an international corporate conspiracy!

If they’re not, at least they’re savvy enough to pick a cool species! Just think of how bad it would be to name an operating system after a dog? :mrgreen: (I can see it now: “Here, Vista! Fetch!” :smiling_imp: )

JC,

As a legal expert you should be well aware of the consequences of libel. I am surprised that you would engage in active communications which demonstrate such blatant disregard of the law. I have been assured that the local K9 community is considering action to prevent further association of their species with that product.

Though I sympathize with their distaste, as a legal expert, I know that humor and parody are protected against libel. See Hustler Magazine v. Falwell, 485 U.S. 46 (1988). If Microsoft wanted to sue me for likening Vista to the canine species, legitimate criticism is similarly protected (though obviously not by the same Supreme Court case) - and there’s a serious question about whether a comparison to “man’s best friend” is actually defamatory. (So long as there’s an “innocent construction” to the statement, it’s not defamatory.) And finally, if members of the canine species wanted to sue me, well, they have a bigger problem: So far, you gotta be a human to be a plaintiff! (I know, vic-k, it’s not fair, but that’s the law right now. :frowning: )

tch!..tch!..sigh :frowning:

I read this to the neighborhood hounds and while they are offended by the implied connection to Microsnot (that connection is more accurate in their opinion) they had not considered the possibility of a positive connotation to being associated with K9 (they would like to point out that dogs are notorious for low self esteem)(the have also asked that I clarify the difference between a dog and an over grown rat carried in a handbag).

In addition I have been asked to convey that dogs already control a significant portion of the human population. Just ask Wock who has to get up to server whom. Their belief is that a case could be filed on their behalf.

Hopefully they will quit staring at me now that I have obeyed their wishes…

Wow! Your neighborhood hounds have more self-esteem issues than I do! Poor guys. One has to sympathize even with the “overgrown rats in a handbag.” It doesn’t sound like a great career to me, either.

A few reasons why this would never make it to court.

(1) Canines would find this laughable and so unbelievable that they would assume it is a parody on their behalf. They actually work where as in Microsoft’s case the only thing that works from them is their billing.

(2) Vista would have to be confirmed as an OPERATING SYSTEM and since it doesn’t Operate it should not be classified as a system but more so as MALWARE. Since this is the case The Canine Class cannot actually sue Microsucks because only a ignorant fool or an inept moron would actually purchase Vista for the sole purpose of being productive. With that in mind any lawsuit directed towards Microbloze would be met with an insanity plea which has already been established because a user would have to be certifiably insane to prefer Vista over other actual productive OSes.

Since this is a public known fact (see FIG. A-JOKE) then establishing that the Canines didn’t know this is futile. Every species on the planet knows exactly how Vista is actually going to run.

In summary although the Canine species may be offended by being compared to Vista they would not proceed with a lawsuit against Microbloze. They understand that it would takes years of boring statements and testimony and millions of DOCTORED tapes (see FIG. B) but in the end they would be the ones to suffer because they would have to spend years in courtrooms instead of outside playing with balls and also they are smart enough not to use Microsuck products and fear that in retaliation Microsoft may buy all the water bowl manufacturers and dog toy manufacturers and make these simple pleasures proprietary and only work if the Dogs were running Vista Dog premium Home edition with Service Pack K9 installed. So in the end the canines would leave Microbloze to their own misfortunes and probably “accidentally” pee and poop on the carpet of anyone who so compares them to Micorbloze products in the near future. (It is a known fact all animals run under a special version of OSX because they are user friendly.)

LOL! :laughing: Bravo!